a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
Halloween display fell over
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR
i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E
hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse
holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK
hoLY MOTHER OF JESUSSSSSSSSSSS
THIS IS LIKE THE HOLY GRAIL OF MASH UP BONERS
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb.
Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon.
I love that story
EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE
i’m so old
it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math
you’re not with math either
Tra-la-la-la-la. Spring is in the air. And I am a flower with nothing interesting to say.
My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us
WHO DID THIS
I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME
im loving this concept
what about queefs