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pr0bablyst0ned:

This fucked me up

pr0bablyst0ned:

This fucked me up

(Source: pleatedjeans, via puppedog)

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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(via aslymscurse)

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR

THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

(via spectra-umbra)

wendesaurus:

got bored at lunch and this happened

wendesaurus:

got bored at lunch and this happened

(via spectra-umbra)

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hurraaid:

andlemmekisslou:

soliloq-uy:

sakibatch:

rawritsmeep:

cheapbeeer:

i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E

FUCK

NO

OHMYGOD

hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse

holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK 

hoLY MOTHER OF JESUSSSSSSSSSSS

THIS IS LIKE THE HOLY GRAIL OF MASH UP BONERS

(Source: exuberant-imperfection, via harukananas-e)

674969 clowns | 14 hours ago

whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

(Source: katorade27, via gaaraofsburbia)

179930 clowns | 14 hours ago

feeltheillinoise-:

EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE

(Source: dickbuttofficial, via arcticternnoises)

392096 clowns | 15 hours ago
unclefather:

ibebro:

unclefather:

i’m so old

it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math

you’re not with math either

unclefather:

ibebro:

unclefather:

i’m so old

it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math

you’re not with math either

(Source: safe-net, via harukananas-e)

109969 clowns | 15 hours ago
shadohfax:

Tra-la-la-la-la. Spring is in the air. And I am a flower with nothing interesting to say.

shadohfax:

Tra-la-la-la-la. Spring is in the air. And I am a flower with nothing interesting to say.

(via khaleesibakeoven)

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theinterwebsseries:

October is a big month for tumblr.

(via thatsmyghoststuck)

12360 clowns | 16 hours ago

sonicbandicoot:

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME

(via gamsea-mackerel)

82899 clowns | 16 hours ago
ejactoolate:

prayforprada:

im loving this concept

what about queefs

ejactoolate:

prayforprada:

im loving this concept

what about queefs

(Source: fuks, via gamsea-mackerel)

45527 clowns | 16 hours ago

teacheskidsfoullanguage:

definitely one of the best 7 seconds in television history

(via prospitt)

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